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Deep in the woods of Sweden, wily spirits weave their chaotic magics in the mist. What gifts would you ask of them, traveler, and what would you receive?

Rules and Terms of Service  

Wildwood alchemy pours are COMPLETE SURPRISE CUSTOM TOYS.
They are made to order and have a lead time of 1-8 weeks.

Your Wildwood Alchemy toy will come with at least two random colors that are completely up to chance. Color placements and pour style will also be completely random. You may choose one color that you don't want based on the drop-down menu.

Please read the Terms of Service and full Rules linked above before buying this listing.


Long, winding corridors through the caves under the foot of the mountain. The earthy smell of damp soil. Flickering wall sconces light the way. A towering presence in front of you, the gentleness of his demeanor making up for his size. The finest gold jewelry adorns him, a tail swishing from side to side. "Are you lost?", he asks with a grin, voice echoing through the antechamber.

Winner of "Best Butt Toy" at the 2021 Altporn Awards


 

You will receive a custom Bjarkan in a Surprise coloration, made just for you.

 

Features:

  • Blunt tip
  • Top-heavy
  • Girthy
  • Medium texture

Wildwood Alchemy Custom Bjarkan

Regular price 550 kr
Unit price
per 
Tax included.

Deep in the woods of Sweden, wily spirits weave their chaotic magics in the mist. What gifts would you ask of them, traveler, and what would you receive?

Rules and Terms of Service  

Wildwood alchemy pours are COMPLETE SURPRISE CUSTOM TOYS.
They are made to order and have a lead time of 1-8 weeks.

Your Wildwood Alchemy toy will come with at least two random colors that are completely up to chance. Color placements and pour style will also be completely random. You may choose one color that you don't want based on the drop-down menu.

Please read the Terms of Service and full Rules linked above before buying this listing.


Long, winding corridors through the caves under the foot of the mountain. The earthy smell of damp soil. Flickering wall sconces light the way. A towering presence in front of you, the gentleness of his demeanor making up for his size. The finest gold jewelry adorns him, a tail swishing from side to side. "Are you lost?", he asks with a grin, voice echoing through the antechamber.

Winner of "Best Butt Toy" at the 2021 Altporn Awards


 

You will receive a custom Bjarkan in a Surprise coloration, made just for you.

 

Features:

  • Blunt tip
  • Top-heavy
  • Girthy
  • Medium texture
    • MINI BJARKAN

      - Total Length: 10.5 cm
      - Shaft Length: 7.5 cm

      - Swell Circumference: 13 cm
      - Lower Shaft Circumference: 9 cm

      - Swell Diameter: 4.1 cm
      - Lower Shaft Diameter: 2.7 cm

      SMALL BJARKAN

      - Total Length: 13 cm
      - Shaft Length: 9.5 cm

      - Swell Circumference: 18 cm
      - Lower Shaft Circumference:  11.5 cm

      - Swell Diameter: 5.5 cm
      - Lower Shaft Diameter: 3.6 cm

      MEDIUM BJARKAN

      - Total Length: 16 cm
      - Shaft Length: 12.5 cm

      - Swell Circumference: 22 cm
      - Lower Shaft Circumference:  14.5 cm

      - Swell Diameter: 6.7 cm
      - Lower Shaft Diameter: 4.5 cm

    MINI BJARKAN

    - Total Length: 10.5 cm
    - Shaft Length: 7.5 cm

    - Swell Circumference: 13 cm
    - Lower Shaft Circumference: 9 cm

    - Swell Diameter: 4.1 cm
    - Lower Shaft Diameter: 2.7 cm

    SMALL BJARKAN

    - Total Length: 13 cm
    - Shaft Length: 9.5 cm

    - Swell Circumference: 18 cm
    - Lower Shaft Circumference:  11.5 cm

    - Swell Diameter: 5.5 cm
    - Lower Shaft Diameter: 3.6 cm

    MEDIUM BJARKAN

    - Total Length: 16 cm
    - Shaft Length: 12.5 cm

    - Swell Circumference: 22 cm
    - Lower Shaft Circumference:  14.5 cm

    - Swell Diameter: 6.7 cm
    - Lower Shaft Diameter: 4.5 cm