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Deep in the woods of Sweden, wily spirits weave their chaotic magics in the mist. What gifts would you ask of them, traveler, and what would you receive?

Rules and Terms of Service  

Wildwood alchemy pours are COMPLETE SURPRISE CUSTOM TOYS.
They are made to order and have a lead time of 1-8 weeks.

Your Wildwood Alchemy toy will come with at least two random colors that are completely up to chance. Color placements and pour style will also be completely random. You may choose one color that you don't want based on the drop-down menu.

Please read the Terms of Service and full Rules linked above before buying this listing.


Black whirlpools with foam as grey as the stormy sky above. A tangle of seaweed, slick and wet around their ankles. The sound of hooves like thunderclaps on salty rocks. The stories all call them the bringer of pestilence and death, but you know their gentleness.

Winner of "Best Horror Toy" at the 2022 Bazowie Awards
Nominated for "Best Sex Toy Sculpt" at the 2022 Altporn Awards

 

You will receive an Ambrose in a Surprise coloration, made just for you.

 

Features:

  • External stim
  • Tapered shaft
  • Medium/High texture
  • Grindable

Wildwood Alchemy Custom Ambrose

Regular price 850 kr
Unit price
per 
Tax included.

Deep in the woods of Sweden, wily spirits weave their chaotic magics in the mist. What gifts would you ask of them, traveler, and what would you receive?

Rules and Terms of Service  

Wildwood alchemy pours are COMPLETE SURPRISE CUSTOM TOYS.
They are made to order and have a lead time of 1-8 weeks.

Your Wildwood Alchemy toy will come with at least two random colors that are completely up to chance. Color placements and pour style will also be completely random. You may choose one color that you don't want based on the drop-down menu.

Please read the Terms of Service and full Rules linked above before buying this listing.


Black whirlpools with foam as grey as the stormy sky above. A tangle of seaweed, slick and wet around their ankles. The sound of hooves like thunderclaps on salty rocks. The stories all call them the bringer of pestilence and death, but you know their gentleness.

Winner of "Best Horror Toy" at the 2022 Bazowie Awards
Nominated for "Best Sex Toy Sculpt" at the 2022 Altporn Awards

 

You will receive an Ambrose in a Surprise coloration, made just for you.

 

Features:

  • External stim
  • Tapered shaft
  • Medium/High texture
  • Grindable
    • Please keep in mind that sizing might vary a bit since the surfaces are not perfectly round!

      MINI AMBROSE

      - Total Length: 13.5 cm

      - Lower Jaw Length: 9 cm
      - Upper Jaw Length: 4 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference: 3 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 9 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 10.2 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 5 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 9 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 0.6 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 3 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 3.5 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 1.2 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Diameter: 2.5 cm

      SMALL AMBROSE

      - Total Length: 18 cm

      - Lower Jaw Length: 12 cm
      - Upper Jaw Length: 6 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference:  4 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 10.5 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 13.5 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 6.5 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 12 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 1.1 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 3.5 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 4.5 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 1.5 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Diameter:  3.5 cm

      LARGE AMBROSE

      - Total Length:  25 cm

      - Lower Jaw Length: 17 cm
      - Upper Jaw Length: 7.5 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference: 7 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 16 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 19 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 9 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 17 cm

      - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 1.5 cm
      - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 5 cm
      - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 6.5 cm

      - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 2 cm
      - Upper Jaw Base Diameter:  4.5 cm

    Please keep in mind that sizing might vary a bit since the surfaces are not perfectly round!

    MINI AMBROSE

    - Total Length: 13.5 cm

    - Lower Jaw Length: 9 cm
    - Upper Jaw Length: 4 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference: 3 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 9 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 10.2 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 5 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 9 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 0.6 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 3 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 3.5 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 1.2 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Diameter: 2.5 cm

    SMALL AMBROSE

    - Total Length: 18 cm

    - Lower Jaw Length: 12 cm
    - Upper Jaw Length: 6 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference:  4 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 10.5 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 13.5 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 6.5 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 12 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 1.1 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 3.5 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 4.5 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 1.5 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Diameter:  3.5 cm

    LARGE AMBROSE

    - Total Length:  25 cm

    - Lower Jaw Length: 17 cm
    - Upper Jaw Length: 7.5 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Circumference: 7 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Circumference: 16 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Circumference: 19 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Circumference: 9 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Circumference: 17 cm

    - Lower Jaw Tip Diameter: 1.5 cm
    - Lower Jaw Mid Diameter: 5 cm
    - Lower Jaw Base Diameter: 6.5 cm

    - Upper Jaw Mid Diameter: 2 cm
    - Upper Jaw Base Diameter:  4.5 cm