Belated April Fools, New Näcken and Inventory Drop April 8th @ 8 pm CEST!

Hi everyone!

This is coming out a day and a half late since I had not one, but two emergencies in my personal life that had to take priority. 

First off, our April Fools will be a whole month long event!
Introducing Joker Weenies!

All orders, big or small, placed in the month of April will include one funky little Itty Bitty (as long as supplies last). They'll have a little face painted on them, cured in a weird shape, or both.
Joker Weenies come in all firmness levels, and will be included in all orders until the month is over or when we run out of them. They will be supplied in a first come-first served basis, no minimum order required.

Itty Bitties are small, miniture versions of our full-sized models, and due to their size (around 5-6 cm/2-2.5 in) they are not meant for play purposes. 

Joker Weenies come free with any orders, cannot be bought separately, and once the month is over or we run out of stock, they are gone. 



Secondly, we are proud to present our new and remodeled Näcken back into our roster this next drop. Keep a lookout at April 8th @ 8 pm CEST/2 pm EST!

Size Mini though Medium will be released this time around, specs following below:

Shaft Length: 11.5 cm/4.5 in
Total Length: 14 cm/5.5 in Tip
Circumference: 7.5 cm/3 in
Shaft Circumference: 9 cm/3.5 in

Shaft Length: 13.5 cm/5.3 in
Total Length: 17 cm/6.7 in
Tip Circumference: 9 cm/3.5 in
Shaft Circumference: 11 cm/4.3 in  

Shaft Length: 17 cm/6.7 in
Total Length: 20.5 cm/8 in
Tip Circumference: 10.5 cm/4.1 in
Shaft Circumference: 13 cm/5.1 in
There will be a lot of lovely spring pastels (and the opposite....negative pastels...?) this drop too, along with some occult/pagan themed handpainted ones.

We'll also be able to release the Medium Ulfhedinn!
Again, you can find all of these and more on April 8th @ 8 pm CEST/2 pm EST.
(Oh, and there will be more handpaints!)

See you then, and take care of each other!
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